lei hei sei larz

emo

Nike

The only Nike shoe that is made in Hong Kong

臭到~！！！

SOS

It's easier said than done!

='(

God help!

I'm going crazy real soon

>..<

Life is Simple

Everyone wants a simple life,

You want a simple life,

work for it~

LOVE,

SHARE,

CARE,

life's that simple =)

Don't be a hypocrite,

shouting for a simple life every single day,

but always make simple things go complicated,

if that's how you see things,

dream on with your simple life,

You'll never achieve it

i mean it =)

simplicity or complexity?

it's up to you to decide,

whichever way you've chosen,

don't grumble,

because it's you whom decide your own path..

笑一笑!

For Fun =)

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


-credits to the original author of the above quote-

Sushi King

we went,

we saw,

we take,

we eat,

we take again,

then we eat again,

but never did the 3 Goddess of Eating show any sign of fatigue,

their pace were even faster than before,

i started stuffing sushi's,

they continued eating,

i raise the white flag shouting ENOUGH!

they raise their hand yelling WHERE'S THE UNAGI?!

and the story goes on and on....

they see,

they take,

they eat,

they talk,

they take again,

then continue eating~

until the guy finally come and say..

"excuse me, your time is up!"

thanks dude! you saved my life! muacks!

and the 3 Goddess of Eating went off grumbling

WE HAVEN EVEN EATEN OUR SALMON!

sayonara Sushi King~