REVIVAL

finally something worth updating.

stay tuned.

我爱你，有错吗？

“啊………………！爽！”

忍了那么久，终于能解放了。

突然间，有人问我：

“我爱你，有错吗？”

WTF？

*拉zip,转身扫周围！*

他妈的！

原来redbox toilet有speaker播歌的。

Today,

the old boy celebrates his 52th birthday all alone on his rig

enjoy :D

my bro got discharged from the hospital from drug overdose

Oh well,

might be a good day after all :D

Aimless

without the ace

it's like Barcelona without Messi,

ship without a sail,

car without a steering wheel,

GPS without a satellite

all which are destined to fail ='(

6-0

didn't expect we'll suck this much without our 012

Farewell Edmond Campaign

Let us all be united for once,

by giving our beloved Edmond dai lou a farewell present that he'll never forget for years to come~

A one night trip to the famous Taiping Night Safari!

People who would like to sponsor can contact Mr Edmond directly to negotiate

Have a nice day~

生跟死，

只是一线之差

Happy Fathers' Day

Cheated

for 19 years I've been deceived by this exit

for 19 years I thought that this exit will lead me to Kuala Terengganu Airport

for 19 years I've been thinking,

what is this roadsign doing in Kuantan,

which is a few hundred KM away from KT,

Till one day,

only I realized,

I've been conned all this while

FML

I'm such a noob

T_T

Bukit Jalil

there am I,

alone with 2 pack of luggages,

waiting for the arrival of some ass from penang,

there she was,

coming out from nowhere,

walking towards me,

and said,

‘小姐，你要去哪里啊？’

wtf...

Emo

I told my mum I emo

and she said

Beauty and the Beast

Never once do I believe that such beauty exist in this world,

nor do I believe that love at first sight is possible,

but everything change when I met you,

your beauty is simply incomparable,

and for once,

I do believe that love at first sight does exist,

for days I've been watching you from afar,

with the beast within me urging to selfishly make you as my own,

but still,

I do not processes the courage to do so,

for I knew that sin must be committed to own you,

But one day, the chain guarding the inner beast of mine snapped,

and I can hold back no longer,

thus,

I forcefully drag you into my room,

before forcefully stripping you,

layer,

by layer,

till none is left except your inner beauty.

and there you are,

lying there,

helpless,

and there's no turning back now.

But before I could savage you further,

the door swing wide open,

with a familiar figure standing there,

mouth held wide open,

SHOCKED!

a few minutes passes by before she managed to break her silence,

'WIILIAM TAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY TEACHERS' DAY HAMPER?'

Kopitiam

'老板来来！’

‘ok来！要什么？’

‘err,我要烧面包’

‘可以，要几个？’

‘erm,给我一个bun’

‘sorry 啊，我们这里没有卖一个半的’

=.=''

Mama Day Eve

今天，陪了妈妈去逛逛

逛着，看见‘叶问2’上映了，

母亲节又要到了

所以决定请妈妈看戏，

看着，

妈妈问我，

‘什么叶问啊？’

'那个就是叶问咯'

'什么叶？’

‘叶子的叶’

‘问咧？’

‘问问题的问’

‘Ohh……走了’

‘Har？！不看了啊？’

‘走啦！’

‘ok lor...’

就这样，戏没看完，

我们就离开了那间VCD店

Music

music soothes one's feeling

some music will recall part of your memories

no music no life ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪

黄小琥 - 伴 ♥

i dream a dream

Sharing is Caring

-credits to facebook.com

FUCK

found this in one of my e-mails

David Yap's Vow

I'm certain I felt it..

Do you?