Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rants. Show all posts

Thursday, May 5, 2011

started the day with high spirits,

hoping that the 3rd day will be much better,

so with much enthusiasm,

the boy when to his supervisor and asked.

"Encik, ada kerja boleh buat ke?"

he supervisor paused, looks at him,

and finally came up with an answer,

"Ada, pi susun fail fail kat sana tu"

fingers pointing to the other end of the office.

FML!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

25/11/10

we ran

it came

we saw

he evade

and it was all too late......

NOT AGAIN

T_T

p/s : happy birthday clem!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

LCW

They should just reward LCW with

'The Most 1st Runner Up Award'

instead

=.=''

Monday, November 8, 2010

Massacre in Taman Pekaka



So there's a pervert asshole who runs around collecting souvenirs

while massacring his potential sons and daughters-to-be,

all in broad daylight !!



this neighbourhood is not safe anymore.


YUCK!

to those little beings sacrificed in the name of ORGASM,

too bad your daddy don't love you

R.I.P

Thursday, October 14, 2010

sometimes, shit does happen..

anticipated so long for it..

in the end, it came to an abrupt end..

just like that..

for some fucked up reason only some retard can come up with..

it's disappointing, really..


Monday, October 11, 2010

Alzheimer

It wasn't even 30minutes since you said the game will be played till 25 points and you freaking ended it at 15 out of a sudden?

And when inquired, you freaking gave us that innocent 'I don't know a shit' look and your friend even dare to cock with us?!

FACE PALM AND BANG THE WALL PLEASE

Just one little piece of advice for you,

if you can't remember, bring along a recorder with you.

IT HELPS! ^^)


Monday, June 28, 2010

IGNORANCE IS A BLISS?

FUCKING BULL SHIT

Friday, June 18, 2010

Cheated


for 19 years I've been deceived by this exit

for 19 years I thought that this exit will lead me to Kuala Terengganu Airport

for 19 years I've been thinking,

what is this roadsign doing in Kuantan,

which is a few hundred KM away from KT,

Till one day,

only I realized,

I've been conned all this while

FML

I'm such a noob

T_T

Friday, April 30, 2010

The Dead Cat

saw a cat
in his porch
near the fences,
He then started
gasping for air
And himself barely able to breathe
In a morning one day after the finals
This is his semester break
Why should he suffer like this?

I seek courage
For me to clear up the mess
I want the mess,
To leave my porch alone,
I want the fresh air to flow,
The wind breezing through,
And the porch, covered only with OPC.
Let me plan how
we may live with fresh air
Now and always

-r.i.p kitty-


Saturday, April 17, 2010

Birthday

It's saddening you know..

When everyone is busy celebrating their 22nd birthday..

I'm still 19++,

belum cukup 20 pun..

sedihnye aku

=D

p/s : happy birthday teikz

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Now . Then

THEN

dramas are boring, they are a waste of time
some movies are simply pathetic and a waste of my money
afternoon nap is a waste of time!
NOW

Dramas are gifts from heaven
Up is one interesting movie!
I feel like sleeping all the time!


真是,彻底的犯奸

Thursday, March 18, 2010

いいたい!

I never knew that one wrong spike...

would be that painful..

OUCH..

sorry finger..

I'm a noob

='(

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Language 是 Bahasa

Language is a tool that connects people along..

I've seen people boosting around saying :

I can speak 16 different types of language!

French, English, Japanese, Dutch, Spanish, Catalan bla bla bla..

But so what?

You can only speak one language at a time!

I have one living of example where he can speak multiple* language at a time
*sorry no exact amount available because i dont speak 16 languages*

Well maybe that's the effect of being too good in each and every language you learn?

I wonder.. o.o?

' the more language you know, the more people you can connect with'
*the above statement is true if and only if you don't speak with people using >3 language at a time*

And guess what?

I'm proud to be a Malaysian because the education system here only taught me 3 languages!

Malaysia Boleh!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Blacklisted

Spread to your friends, family, strangers~

Do boycott this cafe~

The attitude shown by the cafe owner is simply pathetic and deserve no respect at all..

We're simply washing our hands when that fat ass bitch came and said *with an arrogant method*

'Excuse me, are you here just to wash your hands?'

'Erm nope!'

So after washing our hands we asked for the price of a can of 100+~

'RM3'

well it's too expensive because the store just opposite her cafe is only selling at rm1.70,

so we decide to walk off and not buy anything

So she came AGAIN and said *with a made up ang mo accent*

'Anyway thank you! By the way, this is not for the public!'

Hi bitch, if it's not for the public, then you mean only invited guest can visit your cafe hor?

While we're walking off we heard her whispering

'Malaysians, tskk.. So rude~'

Yeah i-think-i-am-a-ang-mo bitch,

I know you're referring towards yourself

Oriental Cafe is situated in the Oriental Village near Cable Car station in Langkawi, do pay her a visit

Sue me for defaming lar stupid

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Friday, November 27, 2009

i'm not drunk

screw it.. =(

Friday, November 6, 2009

EMM 101

Page 1..

page 2...

page 3...

ki cia lur~

EMM 101,

see you again next year !

=.=

Thursday, October 22, 2009

lei hei sei larz

emo

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Nike


The only Nike shoe that is made in Hong Kong

臭到~!!!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

SOS

It's easier said than done!

='(

God help!

I'm going crazy real soon

>..<