25/11/10

we ran

it came

we saw

he evade

and it was all too late......

NOT AGAIN

T_T

p/s : happy birthday clem!

LCW

They should just reward LCW with

'The Most 1st Runner Up Award'

instead

=.=''

Today,

the old boy celebrates his 52th birthday all alone on his rig

enjoy :D

my bro got discharged from the hospital from drug overdose

Oh well,

might be a good day after all :D

Massacre in Taman Pekaka

So there's a pervert asshole who runs around collecting souvenirs

while massacring his potential sons and daughters-to-be,

all in broad daylight !!

this neighbourhood is not safe anymore.

YUCK!

to those little beings sacrificed in the name of ORGASM,

too bad your daddy don't love you

R.I.P

sometimes, shit does happen..

anticipated so long for it..

in the end, it came to an abrupt end..

just like that..

for some fucked up reason only some retard can come up with..

it's disappointing, really..

Alzheimer

It wasn't even 30minutes since you said the game will be played till 25 points and you freaking ended it at 15 out of a sudden?

And when inquired, you freaking gave us that innocent 'I don't know a shit' look and your friend even dare to cock with us?!

FACE PALM AND BANG THE WALL PLEASE

Just one little piece of advice for you,

if you can't remember, bring along a recorder with you.

IT HELPS! ^^)

Aimless

without the ace

it's like Barcelona without Messi,

ship without a sail,

car without a steering wheel,

GPS without a satellite

all which are destined to fail ='(

6-0

didn't expect we'll suck this much without our 012

Farewell Edmond Campaign

Let us all be united for once,

by giving our beloved Edmond dai lou a farewell present that he'll never forget for years to come~

A one night trip to the famous Taiping Night Safari!

People who would like to sponsor can contact Mr Edmond directly to negotiate

Have a nice day~

IGNORANCE IS A BLISS?

FUCKING BULL SHIT

生跟死，

只是一线之差

Happy Fathers' Day

Cheated

for 19 years I've been deceived by this exit

for 19 years I thought that this exit will lead me to Kuala Terengganu Airport

for 19 years I've been thinking,

what is this roadsign doing in Kuantan,

which is a few hundred KM away from KT,

Till one day,

only I realized,

I've been conned all this while

FML

I'm such a noob

T_T

Bukit Jalil

there am I,

alone with 2 pack of luggages,

waiting for the arrival of some ass from penang,

there she was,

coming out from nowhere,

walking towards me,

and said,

‘小姐，你要去哪里啊？’

wtf...

Emo

I told my mum I emo

and she said

Beauty and the Beast

Never once do I believe that such beauty exist in this world,

nor do I believe that love at first sight is possible,

but everything change when I met you,

your beauty is simply incomparable,

and for once,

I do believe that love at first sight does exist,

for days I've been watching you from afar,

with the beast within me urging to selfishly make you as my own,

but still,

I do not processes the courage to do so,

for I knew that sin must be committed to own you,

But one day, the chain guarding the inner beast of mine snapped,

and I can hold back no longer,

thus,

I forcefully drag you into my room,

before forcefully stripping you,

layer,

by layer,

till none is left except your inner beauty.

and there you are,

lying there,

helpless,

and there's no turning back now.

But before I could savage you further,

the door swing wide open,

with a familiar figure standing there,

mouth held wide open,

SHOCKED!

a few minutes passes by before she managed to break her silence,

'WIILIAM TAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY TEACHERS' DAY HAMPER?'

Kopitiam

'老板来来！’

‘ok来！要什么？’

‘err,我要烧面包’

‘可以，要几个？’

‘erm,给我一个bun’

‘sorry 啊，我们这里没有卖一个半的’

=.=''

Mothers' Day

The Queen is touched

rolling down some tears in the process

Happy Mothers' Day mum!

Love you lots ❤

Mama Day Eve

今天，陪了妈妈去逛逛

逛着，看见‘叶问2’上映了，

母亲节又要到了

所以决定请妈妈看戏，

看着，

妈妈问我，

‘什么叶问啊？’

'那个就是叶问咯'

'什么叶？’

‘叶子的叶’

‘问咧？’

‘问问题的问’

‘Ohh……走了’

‘Har？！不看了啊？’

‘走啦！’

‘ok lor...’

就这样，戏没看完，

我们就离开了那间VCD店

Music

music soothes one's feeling

some music will recall part of your memories

no music no life ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪

黄小琥 - 伴 ♥

The Dead Cat

saw a cat
in his porch
near the fences,
He then started
gasping for air
And himself barely able to breathe
In a morning one day after the finals
This is his semester break
Why should he suffer like this?

I seek courage
For me to clear up the mess
I want the mess,
To leave my porch alone,
I want the fresh air to flow,
The wind breezing through,
And the porch, covered only with OPC.
Let me plan how
we may live with fresh air
Now and always

-r.i.p kitty-

i dream a dream

Sharing is Caring

-credits to facebook.com

FUCK

found this in one of my e-mails

Quote of the Day

-all unit standby-

-cj, wei bing in position-

-SCREAMS AND STRUGGLE-

-birthday song-

-unwrapping the parcel-

and here comes,

quote of the day...

SHIT! 什么来的！

rofl...

happy birthday Lee Siew Cheng ！ ^^

Birthday

It's saddening you know..

When everyone is busy celebrating their 22nd birthday..

I'm still 19++,

belum cukup 20 pun..

sedihnye aku

=D

p/s : happy birthday teikz

David Yap's Vow

PENGUMUMAN

Untuk mengurangkan masalah ponteng kelas yang dihadapi oleh para pelajar sekalian,

mulai semester depan,

para mahasiswi yang mempunyai ukuran pinggang 16inch sahaja akan diterima masuk ke USMKKJ

dan mahasiswi yang mempunyai ukuran pinggang 17 inch ke atas akan

'DIPERTIMBANGKAN'

Now . Then

THEN

dramas are boring, they are a waste of time

some movies are simply pathetic and a waste of my money

afternoon nap is a waste of time!

NOW

Dramas are gifts from heaven

Up is one interesting movie!

I feel like sleeping all the time!

真是，彻底的犯奸

Maxwell Hill Hike

an agonizing 4 hours of hiking,

10km of never ending trails~

the despair,

disappointment,

shattered hopes,

and when all hope seems lost,

we found our Utopia~

and it is all well worth it,

simply ♥ it lots !

I'm certain I felt it..

Do you?

いいたい！

I never knew that one wrong spike...

would be that painful..

OUCH..

sorry finger..

I'm a noob

='(

♥

开心的，

痛苦的，

伤心的，

疯狂的，

都一起尝试过了，

当时的陌生人，

已成为了不能缺少朋友，

光阴似箭，

原来大家，

都相处快两年了，

谢谢大家，

把我的大学生活，

涂上了如此精彩的颜色 ~♥

跑步 ♥~

最近，爱上了跑步~

虽然很累，可是真的可以让人轻松下来，

可是要跑步，

千万千万，

不要跟林祺栋一起跑！

不然，

后果自己承担……

(X_X)

Piang!

炸到……

Paint Ball @ Pain Ball

22 MEN AND WOMEN

2 TEAMS

1 GOAL

TO FIGHT FOR GLORY!

TEAM CJ ︻┳═一

TEAM SLK ▄︻┳一

before the war, some strategy discussions among team members,

with reference to Sun Zi Art Of War

And after some long and tedious battle,

this is what i get,

a bite from our cute little Panda

E.L.E.P.H.A.N.T

To celebrate this year's CNY,

my daddy brought us and our relatives to visit some rather special friend's place,

because instead of the usual red decoration,

they prefer to be green in colour~

and since we arrived too early in the morning, there we are waiting at the entrance of the administration office ='(

baby elephant greeting us =D

shhh, no peeping =p

and TA DA~ there's me feeding granny elephant~

and seriously feeding elephant by putting the food into it's big mouth is DAM scary

and guess what? I managed to do it ^^v

and ter-touch the giant's tongue in the process and it was like eeeewwwwwwwww~~

SALIVA!

After that, the first 120 visitors are allowed to ride on granny elephant =D

and god it is the best thing I've ever had till now!

And this new experience is worth every bit if it, as shown by my lil cousin on the picture above

=)

visit here for more info

CNY

Oh well..

I ter-gemuk a few kilos liao

=D

Past, Present, Future

Past, Autocity

Present, RedBox

Future, QE2/Muis

Language 是 Bahasa

Language is a tool that connects people along..

I've seen people boosting around saying :

I can speak 16 different types of language!

French, English, Japanese, Dutch, Spanish, Catalan bla bla bla..

But so what?

You can only speak one language at a time!

I have one living of example where he can speak multiple* language at a time

*sorry no exact amount available because i dont speak 16 languages*

Well maybe that's the effect of being too good in each and every language you learn?

I wonder.. o.o?

' the more language you know, the more people you can connect with'

*the above statement is true if and only if you don't speak with people using >3 language at a time*

And guess what?

I'm proud to be a Malaysian because the education system here only taught me 3 languages!

Malaysia Boleh!

Msia Open 2010

Went KL over the weekends with the other SLK members to catch the Finals of the Msia Open!

And guess what?

We went there by plane~ weeeeee~~

Air Asia said : Now Everyone Can Fly

Reach Bkt Jalil around 8am in the morning,

And this is the entrance, which is still empty..
-the finals starts at 2pm but we are there at 8am wtf-

went inside to have a look and this is the stadium before the crowd arrives

since it's still early plus we haven had any good sleep the night before in LCCT,

we decides to have some rest in the stadium first =D

-kit hock-

-ah boon emo-ing without his queen who went shopping-

-ming de-

all kinds of patterns,

kit hock showing off his butt

Fast forward to 2pm,

-the crowd-

Zhang Yawen-Tao Jiaming against Kamillia Rytter Juhl-Thomas Laybourn

See the racket we're holding? it belongs to Tao Jiaming and it landed 2 rows infront of us!!
-emo-

After the finals, bumped into those two in some tunnel =D

And finally,

We are also winners =p

DEFINE

DEFINE IS DEFINED AS A PLACE

WHERE HOT CHICKS SHOW OFF THEIR STUFF!

WOOHOO!

BING SHING I LOVE YOU!

-off topic-

went to Tao last Friday!

Clement : Excuse me, could you get me some serviettes please?

Me : huh?

Clement : erm could you please get me some tisu?

Me : HAH?! They change the name ah?